generalgrievousdatingsim:

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

nnanii:

crotchapple:

imlizy:

two bottoms:

two tops:

Two trucks

melancholicwriteaholic:

Sakurai: Never ask me for anything ever again.

Us, crying: We aren’t asking for anything… please take a break… we beg of you…

Sakurai: More DLC characters? Well, if you insist

cydoniaes:

booty-uprooter:

the popularity of GIR always kind of bugged me because while he is entertaining as fuck, he’s also largely a reactive character so there is a limit to what you can have him do. if theres no one else around he’ll most likely just sit and watch tv and eat snacks, which is cute but not necessarily funny

meanwhile, you can put ZIM into literally any situation and it’d be goddamn hilarious. consider:

• ZIM accidentally sends the tallest a letter bomb
• ZIM tells a random stranger about his day
• ZIM builds and launches a missle at the white house, except due to a misunderstanding, he ends up sending it to a random house that is white
• ZIM goes to the dmv

the possibilities are endless

zim goes to the DMV is a one shot kill of a sentence

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

captainsnoop:

transmedical-vriska:

mr-downer:

transmedical-vriska:

mr-downer:

transmedical-vriska:

mr-downer:

captainsnoop:

THE ELITE HAVE RESORTED TO MEMES TO SPREAD GLOBALISM

DONT FALL FOR THEIR LIES

What in the fuck are you on a8out, “no 8orders uwu” is now some evil glo8alism thing? Was john lennon the pawn of neoli8erals in this unique fantasy world of yours? Is your 8r8n completely flat????????

Yes i a8solutely do expect you to listen to my drivel, and you’re never gonna be 88le to 8ack down 8ecause you can’t lose to an edgy vriska homestuck rp 8logger even though it’s fucking pathetic that you 8othered to respond in the first place.

someone come collect their lost child or im calling the cops

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you just can’t ignore it can you, i have you 8y the throat and now you’re doomed to respond to a shitty vriska rp 8log like the loser you are.

WHAT ARE YOU LOSERS DOING ON MY METAL GEAR SOLID LOLCAT 

bitch-a-la-mode:

On one hand the joker movie looks very interesting and might actually be good (albeit gritty with that r-rated content) but y’all know that some wacko fuckboys are gonna come out of the gutters and say how they’re misunderstood just like joker and it’s gonna be like when The Dark Kinight came out and-

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memes-to-show-my-therapist:

dinuguan:

imp:

remember when the “nsfw ban” happened and everyone was like. Well i guess this is it. Bye everyone. and then kept posting